by Korrupt_Knight » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:08 pm
Alright so it's been awhile x.x, now I don't know if people want a surprise. So I've clearly made a spoiler warning. Alright Predators starts off interesting since it's just boom, the guy is falling from the sky, then they slowly introduce the other characters, now by slowly I mean...like maybe 30 seconds then another guy lands then like a moment or two and their being shot at by a third, etc. So anyways, as they all gather up and move along, they find broken cages, obviously that had other prey. And a humans "last stand" in which they almost were killed, so next thing they are attacked by I'm guessing Super Predator's dogs. In the end they just lose one guy, the irony is. They hear him saying in a dull/raspy voice "Help me." And in the end they can't due to traps, so the one girl in the group shoots him in the back of the head as a mercy killing, she's about to walk away when "Help me." is said again. So they show the other side of him (they only show him kneeling with his back towards the group) where he's already dead, it's one of the Super Predators using his voice. So they finally end up in the hunting camp, where they find a Classic Predator tied up, de-masked and just basically being held there alive. Then the super pred's come, and kill one more of their group. Then we find out the main character did it on purpose so he could find out how they work, also the female reveals hints from the very first Predator movie. So they decide to lay a trap, the Supers aren't showing up so they send Edwin out to basically run around and around as bait. After another prey comes after him they find the survivor Noland, who's basically a scavenger, he leads them to some kind of building/drilling station. There he informs them and us a little more about things, how Classic Predators are like the dogs, and Super Predators are the Wolves. So anyways, there's a little humor from the convict afterwords, the Yakuza finds an ancient Samurai sword there, which he takes. They wake up to find the scavenger trying to kill them all with a fire and smothering them with the smoke, so the leader blows a part of the ship out to alert the Super Predators, Nolan gets killed in his attempted escape. The Russian member saves Edwin when a Super Pred finds him, Edwin runs off while the Russian blows himself and the Super Predator up, leaving two more. Next the convict gets a plasma blast to the back and everyone assumes he's dead when another Super Predator is about to attack the leader, the convict jumps onto his back and starts shanking him in the neck. He obviously dies by getting his spinal cord and skull ripped out. The Yakuza makes a last stand against that same Super Predators, in which he uses his sword, he does manage to beat it, but he also died right after because of his wounds (at the beating it point most of the audience applauded). Then Edwin gets hit with a maiming trap in attempt to slow the three down. So the leader runs off while the girl helps Edwin, meaning the two are caught by the last Super Predator, he throws them into a pit. During that time the leader frees the Classic Predator in exchange for a ship ride home. So the Super and the Classic fight, the Classic ends up being beheaded and as the ship is flying away the Super detonates it with his wrist pad. As he's busy it turns out the leader had a change of heart and stayed it's also revealed why Edwin is there, as he's a serial killer claiming he likes this planet because he's "just like the monsters here" in the end he paralyzes the girl temporarily, the leader saves both of them, when Edwin tries to also paralyze him, he turns around disables Edwin, then leaving him as bait for the final Super Predator.Edwin was strapped with grenades which blow the Super Predator some few feet away, in the end the leader beats him using the same trick as in the first Predator, covering himself in mud, eventually the Super finds him from his heart beat. Then the super is finally taken down by a shot to the back from the girl who's recovered and a beheading from the leader. The movie ends with more "game" being dropped in and the two walking away.
Break them in Half!
Take their frail bodies and pile them high.